Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About God...

I stumbled across this gem of a resource while researching some facts and stuff.  This resource answers in a very clear and unambiguous manner everything you could ever want to know about the question of god.

The Official God FAQ's can be found here >>>

Enjoy

Oh, and Ramen

Curious About The Role Of Satan

Christian mythology tells of a great war in heaven where the angels commanded by Lucifer were defeated by god and thrown out of heaven. This obviously begs the question of perfection in heaven, and if war happened once, it is not unreasonable to think that it might happen again, and what will happen to all those saved souls then? But I digress.

Satan is described as an adversary of god. As such he seems to spend much of his time guiding us away from god’s bidding. His track record as a salesman is brilliant since if you believe the jebus liars, only a few are saved, the rest of us will burn for eternity. That’s billions of people burning and only a few hundred thousand in the bliss of heaven. Satan achieves this massive victory with the promise of eternal pain, suffering and torment. What a salesman!

But why would Satan punish us for doing as he asked and turning away from the baby jebus and god? It seems to me that in punishing us he is working on behalf of our loving sky god and burning us in his name. Surely Satan should be rewarding us. After all, we chose the path of pain and suffering for eternity in his name, rather than bliss for eternity in the name of god. It takes more guts to go with Satan than god.

Is Satan working for god? Are they in cohorts?

RAmen

Today Is The National Day Of Lunacy

Lettuce pray...

Today (May 1) is the National Day of Prayer where we are expected to hit the deck and pray to jebus about shit and stuff.  I am as mad as a box of frogs!  What a bullshit batshit crazy stupid fucking waste of time.

This should be conducted as a controlled experiment.  We should choose 100 people with terminal cancer and pray that half die and half survive.  Let's see once and for all what a total waste of human effort this praying crap really is.

RAmen

Is There A God? See What The World Thinks

The question of god is open to debate. Well not really. Only if you don't stop to think about it then you might argue in favor.

I have a poll on this blog asking the question. But aside from the stray waifs that accidentally end up on these pages, what does the rest of the world have to say on the issue?

Well you can find out here - this is a worldwide poll that asks the simple question "Do You Believe In God?"  No namby pamby in the middle answers here, it's a simple yes or no.  Cast your vote here >

RAmen

God Was Lovely & Nice To Me Today

God has been very good to me today, as indeed he is everyday.  He made sure that my alarm clock did not malfunction in the night and so I woke up in plenty of time to get a shower and eat breakfast before I had to head for work.  God made sure that my journey to work was free from incident and he made sure that all the crazy drivers were elsewhere (crashing into Godless atheists I hope) as I made my trip to the office.  When I arrived at work I noticed that God in His infinite wisdom had seen it fit not to allow the building to be consumed in flames during the night.  I dropped to my knees and thanked Him profusely for this blessing.

With the help of God my morning passed without incident.  God's hand was actively keeping international terrorists at bay as we did not encounter a single incident of terror before lunch.  For that I once again prayed and gave thanks.

God made me a lovely sandwich which I devoured for my lunch.  He made sure that I ate without biting my tongue or choking on the masticated food.

After lunch God again prevented acts of terror, kidnappings, burglary and rape, and I was most grateful.  He saw it fit to make sure that my workload was light (I think He must have done some of my work for me Himself - thank you Lord). I did however stub my toe on my desk leg - the work of Satan.

After work I arrived home safely.  Ate my dinner provided for me by God (He had been to the grocery store for me while I was at work, which was nice. And He always knows what I fancy for dinner too!).

I said my evening prayers and jumped into bed grateful that I was in the loving hands of my Lord and that I would be looked after while I slept.

You know, it is so nice to live my life without having to take any responsibility about anything whatsoever and to know that everything good that happens is the work of the Lord.

RAmen