Thursday, May 1, 2008

Today Is The National Day Of Lunacy

Lettuce pray...

Today (May 1) is the National Day of Prayer where we are expected to hit the deck and pray to jebus about shit and stuff.  I am as mad as a box of frogs!  What a bullshit batshit crazy stupid fucking waste of time.

This should be conducted as a controlled experiment.  We should choose 100 people with terminal cancer and pray that half die and half survive.  Let's see once and for all what a total waste of human effort this praying crap really is.