Christian mythology tells of a great war in heaven where the angels commanded by Lucifer were defeated by god and thrown out of heaven. This obviously begs the question of perfection in heaven, and if war happened once, it is not unreasonable to think that it might happen again, and what will happen to all those saved souls then? But I digress.
Satan is described as an adversary of god. As such he seems to spend much of his time guiding us away from god’s bidding. His track record as a salesman is brilliant since if you believe the jebus liars, only a few are saved, the rest of us will burn for eternity. That’s billions of people burning and only a few hundred thousand in the bliss of heaven. Satan achieves this massive victory with the promise of eternal pain, suffering and torment. What a salesman!
But why would Satan punish us for doing as he asked and turning away from the baby jebus and god? It seems to me that in punishing us he is working on behalf of our loving sky god and burning us in his name. Surely Satan should be rewarding us. After all, we chose the path of pain and suffering for eternity in his name, rather than bliss for eternity in the name of god. It takes more guts to go with Satan than god.
Is Satan working for god? Are they in cohorts?
RAmen
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Religion. Show all posts
Friday, May 9, 2008
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Today Is The National Day Of Lunacy
Lettuce pray...
Today (May 1) is the National Day of Prayer where we are expected to hit the deck and pray to jebus about shit and stuff. I am as mad as a box of frogs! What a bullshit batshit crazy stupid fucking waste of time.
This should be conducted as a controlled experiment. We should choose 100 people with terminal cancer and pray that half die and half survive. Let's see once and for all what a total waste of human effort this praying crap really is.
RAmen
Friday, April 11, 2008
Mom Stabbed Girl Because of Demon
This is as heartbreaking a story as you could ever come across. Clearly the mother of this poor child was suffering from mental illness. Yet another example of the devastating effects of a delusional belief in a deity.
Information Source: Chicago Sun Times (http://www.suntimes.com)
8-Year-Old Girl Asks for Divorce in Court
SANA’A, April 9 - An eight-year-old girl decided last week to go the Sana’a West Court to prosecute her father, who forced her to marry a 30-year-old man.
The bravery shown by this amazing little girl is astounding.
Information Source: Yemen Times (http://yementimes.com)
Ex-Pastor Gets 25 Years for Rape, Child Molesting
Sometimes it takes every ounce of your conviction and faith the literally follow the teachings of the bible word for word. But this pastor managed it by raping or molesting ten women (girls) aged 7 to 24.
Information Source: The Seattle Times (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com)
Rev. James L. Bevel Convicted of Incest with Teenage Daughter
You've just got to love those Christians. There seems to be no depravity that is too much for them. This particular man of god is staring down 20 years in the can for having sex with his own daughter some 15 years ago.
Bizarrely the Rev Bevel claimed that it is a parents duty to "sexually orient" their children. Good luck with that defense!
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Replica Ark Sets Sail for Florida
The gentleman in this article clearly has fantastic skills as a craftsman and artisan. I have to question why he would waste his skills and his time on recreating a mythical bronze age story when there are so many more productive things he could be doing such as, oh I don't know, volunteering to feed the homeless!!!. Make sure you click on the photograph - you will clearly see all the dinosaurs on the bottom level of the ark - dinosaurs on the ark, you know it makes sense.
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