Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Thursday, May 15, 2008

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About God...

I stumbled across this gem of a resource while researching some facts and stuff.  This resource answers in a very clear and unambiguous manner everything you could ever want to know about the question of god.

The Official God FAQ's can be found here >>>

Enjoy

Oh, and Ramen

Fundy Quotes

"Romans Ten Nine wrote: All non believers will burn in hell for eternity. That will be worst than at the stake. Hell, the lake of fire, is the second death. REVELATIONS

"We must burn them now. Our religion is under attack. Our numbers are shrinking. Those who claim to be christians are phonies. Christians today commit adultry (sic) and homosexuality. We must clense (sic) this evil planet of phonies and non believers before our religion dies. WE MUST BURN THEM ALL!!! It is the only way to keep satan from taking their souls to hell. He will take their souls and make them solders to fight against God. We must burn them before they die."

Scary huh?

Courtesy of Fundies Say the Darndest Things! >


Thursday, April 17, 2008

Fundy Quotes

"I have always had a theory that the reason that America is not mentioned in the Bible is because God wanted America to stay a secret until it was finally to be discovered in 1492 or so."

LOL

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Fundy Quotes

"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

LOL

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